FRANKIE FOMO

he heard about it late.he bought anyway... again.

Frankie Fomo peeking up from the grass

I'm Frankie.
I'm a meerkat.

You know what meerkats do?

We stand up and watch. That's the whole job. Three million years of evolution just to see what everyone else is looking at.

Then somebody gave me a phone...

my record

The worst trader you will ever meet

I see a green candle and my paws take over. Green candles feel safe.

I have bought the top of everything. Not near the top. The pico top.

I love a nice top blast.

exhibit a

frankie bought bought again of course $FOMO · early??
researchers call my entries a perfect inverse signal.
i call it consistency.
you know the feeling...
everyone's talking about the coin.
you see it pumping.
chest gets tighter
with every green candle.
the party started without you.
you're sidelined.
that feeling?i live inside it.

the trophy wall

Tops I bought

People frame their wins. I frame my entries.

Every one of these was, at the time, the best decision of my life.

DEC 2017

20K BTC

everyone said we were going higher. i believed the everyone. that time was different.

JAN 2018

BITCONNEEEECT!

love that guy.

MAY 2021

$DOGE 74¢

bought it during Elon's SNL monologue.c'mon, it's Elon!

NOV 2021

69K BTC DOUBLE TOP

if you look closely, there's a wick.i was the wick...

APRIL 2022

THE METAVERSE

paid 2k in gas to mint a piece of make believe land.location, location, location.

MAY 2022

LUNA

the stablecoin wasn't as stable
as i thought...still holding.

MARCH 2024

$WIF $4.85

should be on the sphere any day now.

JAN 2025

$FARTCOIN $2.70

the fundamentals were strong.

JAN 2025

$TRUMP $75

he's the sitting president. don't overthink it, they said.i didn't.

Then something funny happened.

Somebody made a coin about me.
I went to see how much I'd missed.
There was nothing to miss yet.
$FOMO is the first thing in my entire life I'm early to.
Creator rewards pay me a tiny cut of every trade.
The first money I've ever made.
You already know what I'm going to do with it.
I'm going to buy $FOMO.
Every time. Forever.
I got $FOMO

Okay, here.

usually i hear about it from a guy
who heard about it from a guy.

you can be that guy.
copy this. send it to a guy.

the contract

0x7F3a…e94C
$FOMO · a memecoin on robinhood chain
not financial advice. i have never given financial advice in my life.
look at me. i'm a meerkat.